You want love

Dirty-dirty love

You want lust

Just a little lust

You wan' a bad reputation

You wanna better your score

I got the qualifications

I can open any door

Send for the man

Send for the man

You like a dream

Dirty low and mean

You're good enough to eat

Sticky hot and sweet

Need a shot of rhythm and lovin'

You make a black sheep a ram

This ain't a gun in my pocket

I got the goods in my hand

Send for the man

Send for the man

Send for the man

Keep away from that decadent Dan
Send for the man
He won't give a damn

Send for the man

Send for the man